yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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