So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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