I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
you made out with another girl for some wings
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
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