we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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