my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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