You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
this boner is exhausting
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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