So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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