What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
My vagina is very pro this idea
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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