I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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