Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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