normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
We're not piercing ourselves today.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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