let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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