thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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