using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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