Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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