found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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