I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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