im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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