So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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