She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
