Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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