singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Two words: nipple clamps
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