I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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