Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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