Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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