Ambien. No doubt about it.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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