I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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