Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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