i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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