In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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