Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
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