Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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