He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
only you would photoshop your dick
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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