This is not my ceiling
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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