fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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