You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
How does one acquire holy water?
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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