just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
3 2 1 whiskey
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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