My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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