Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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