Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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