i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
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