Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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