I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
