she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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