On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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