you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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