It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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