if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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