Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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