you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
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